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Sunday, 31 October 2010

In which we meet the New Zealander harmonica playing hypnotist...


A lot to fill you in on - starting with the end of our time in Rio. Sunday night saw us head to the Vasco vs Flamengo football derby played at the Rio Olympic stadium - it was only half full but the atmosphere was electric - flags, banners, balloons, streamers, fireworks etc. The game finished 1-1 after a late sending off and even later equaliser from Flamego. When i say the noise was deafening - it could be because one Flamengo fan took it upon himself to lean on me for the duration of the first half and sing at the top of his voice into my ear drum! Once back at our hostel - we had a game of ring of fire (drinking game) which was hilarious including Dan giving a rendition of O Towns ´All or Nothing´ in his boxers. Just when we thought the night was coming to an end - we discoverd that Rene (Hitler he barman from the previous blog) had closed the bar off to have his own private party.We were not happy so duly gatecrashed said party, much to his disdain - eventually leading to him throwing his guitar at us before giving us a furious rendition of Oasis - Wonderall! Next... the kind of normal (or so we thought) New Zealander from our hostel joined us and whipped out a harmonica to join in with the tunes! Later that night we discovered he was a hypnotist - and as such, attempted to hypnotise us! Photo below! He tried very hard, but was extremely unsuccessful! Highlights of the hilarity included trying to stick Michaels hand to his forehead ´´your hand is stuck to your head like glue, when you try and pull it away you will not be able to, it is stuck strong like cement´´ - only for a second later Michael to pull his hand away extremely easily! This lasted about an hour of failed attempts and was one of the funniest things on our trip so far!


The following day we headed to the Lapa steps and were filmed by a Brazilian TV station singing a Beattles song in honour of the Beatles tile on the steps - very surreal! We then headed to Santa Teresa for some more touristy photo opportunities - and our journey on there included a tram journey. We were told you can just jump on and off the trams, which is easier said than done! On our first attempt at the jump onto a moving tram... we geared ourselves up, got ready to leap, then all chickened out and watched the 3mph tram trickle past!! a 1 mile walk and 20 minute wait later, we successfully jumped onto the next tram, which terminated about 100metres further up the road! Nethertheless, We had a good day of seeing the Rio sights. We packed our bags, said goodbye to the nutters in the hostel, and geared ourselves up for the impending 24 hour coach journey to Iguazu - which in the end was actually pretty OK.

We checked into Hostel Bambu, in Iguazu which sits on the Brazil, Paraguay, Argentina border - where we were surprised to see friendly staff, an operational kitchen, and even a swimming pool! We relaxed, sunbathed and planned the following days trip to the Iguazu falls. The next day, we hopped over the border to enter Argentina to see the falls from the Argetinian side, just for the day. The skies were blue and clear which meant we could see the waterfals in their fullest glory - and they were indeed mesmorising. We got a boat into the waterfalls and got absolutely drenched. We discoverd that Dan absolutely loves waterfalls as in the boat he went absolutely mental - shouting at the top of his voice stuff like `we loovvvee ittt yeeee!!´ Also in the national park where the falls are, there were a lot of Argentian school children who had clearly never seen English people before as they kept stopping us to ask for photos and videos with us!! Confused, but flattered, we continued and headed back to Bambu for another epic night which saw Michael lose a bet and have to jump in the pool, another game of ring of fire with some canadians and dutch which saw Dan have to drink the glass in the middle which consisted of beer, capairinha and a raw egg! and a night out to a local brazilian bar with live samba music and countless funny moments.

Next, we headed to Bonito. Cental west Brazil. The journey consisted of 3 coaches. The first, fine. The second, I was stuck next to a whale of a Brazilian woman and was in mild discomfort for around 6 hours. The third and final coach, the air conditioning was broken, we wernt allowed to open the windows, and I hadn´t slept so the journey was rather hellish! There was a small bonus, as when we stepped off of the coach (into the rain) Michael, wearing his backpack, made an epic slip/fall onto his back! We checked into our latest hostel, ´Ecological Expeditions Hostel´ which was basic but OK, and had a look around the local town which is absolutely dead and filled with strange Brazilian cowboys! Made some pasta for dinner, and sat down for some drinks with a group of French people.... highlight of the evening was an old Australian couple briefly joining us and explaining that the man (A jewish fella called Mick Joffe who is a famous characaturist) was about to head to a place near Brazilia, for a spiritual healing operation by a man - ´John of God´ (google it) who apparantly heals thousands of people a day and can remove tumours and such forth using his bare hands! Mick and his wife told us a few more loopy stories before we decided he was mental and wished him luck for his impending operation!

Today, we are still in Bonito, and the only reason we came here was to see the Blue Caves and Rio De Prata - a snorkelling/floating trip in the clearest of waters. However, the heavy rainfall has meant all trips are cancelled today so fingers are firmly crossed for good weather tomorrow.

In other news, my camera has packed up, Dan has had is Ipod stolen, Our football, Wilson, is on his last legs, and we are gearing up for another epic coach/train journey - this time on Tuesday to Bolivia - where we have been promised that everything is extremely cheap - which we are looking forward to greatly! (Also been told that Bolivian women are extremely ugly and everything is cold, dusty and mystical there!!) We are all also considering no shave Novemeber - and the lad Jonny who we met in Rio has continued his journey wth us turning our quartet into a quintet for the time being - nice guy!

Thats all for now - some photos coming on facebook!

Peace and love xxxxx

Saturday, 23 October 2010

Hello World!

Hello World! Have found a quiet time and a free computer in the hostel to give you a quick update on the trip so far... so here goes...

Arrived in Rio on Thursday night and got a taxi to our first hostel called ´Walk on the Beach.´ The 4 of us got to our room at about 10pm to find 2 moody girls being very unfriendly/half asleep and we began to wonder if our hostel choice may have been wrong. David decided that the 2 girls must have been Peruvian... and since then guessing nationalites of room-mates/people nearby has become a regular theme! We took a quick walk along the beach front, sampling the national drink - a ´caipirinah´- a cocktail made from  caschaca (a brazilian rum) muddle lime and a lot of sugar - before heading back to the hostel for a good nights sleep (or so we thought) for we were shattered!

On our first full day, Friday, the moody Peruvians decided to wake up at about 6am and make a lot of noise... ruining our prime sleep opportunity! Nonetheless, we had a great day... chilling on Copacobana beach - tanning, playing football, frisbee and enjoying the views! Bliss. That night we had many a Caipirinah at the hostel making a lot of new friends from all over the world... before heading to the Lapa street party (a party...on the street!) which was absolutely mobbed - thousands of people lining the streets with outside bars, clubs etc... was a messy night but very enjoyable! (unedited version of events available on request.) Anicdote of the night - fat, gay, sweaty, ponytailed drug dealer coming up to us and grabbing david and dans crotches repeatedly... nutter!

On saturday we watched the merseyside derby - much to david´s disapointment before headint to Tedjuka national park to climb a mountain where at the top amazing views of Rio were promised. The climb was supposed to last around 25 minutes but due to our lightening pace, we managed it in about 20 including stopping to take photographs and David Wearing flip flops! The views at the top were indeed incredible - the skies were blue and we had a 360 degree view of the city from pretty high up. We almost never made it home as there are no taxis at the bottom and most people normally get a taxi to wait for them when they get dropped off - but we thought we would save money and hope to find a taxi passing by... our hope payed off when we jubilantly flagged down a taxi after about 10 minutes of walking aimlessly on a foreign road... the driver proceeded to play Elton John and Stevie Wonder songs on the way back! That night - headed to a Favela Party - a clubnight in a Favela full of Topless brazilian men, women dancing like maniacs and the fear of being mugged or beaten up - was actually very sae but was definitely an experience!

Day 5 - Rain! + was a national holiday so everything was shut. Chilled at the hostel and did a sun dance in hope!

Day 6 - Tuesday - Went on a Favela Tour - a guy called Alberto who has lived in this Favela his whole life showed us around - starting with a motorbike trip from the bottom to the top - scary! Alberto told us all about the crime and corruption within the Favela but at the same time we were surprised by some of the normality - ie banks, proper shops and restaurants etc along the main roads. Conversely, some houses were tiny and has open sewage running underneath them. Alberto then invited us into his home because he needed a drink... before spending the next half an hour making michael a CD of american rock music (he had faster internet connection in the favela then we do at home!) and giving us advice on how to pick up girls including wearing deoderant and using listerine... nice guy though!! Eventful day continued as we went to see the Christ Redeemer (or Christy as we affectionately called him) which was good to see if a little boring!! Day turned to night and we headed to a club called Melt which was a funny night culminating in singing the taxi driver the happy birthday song which I´m sure he enjoyed!

After some time in Rio, we headed to Ihla Grande - a remote island a few hours from Rio - that we got to by coach and boat. Our hostel there was amazing with a balcony overlooking the sea and mountains and a better room than we had been used to staying in. Result! Spent a few days here enjoying the sun and beach - relaxing . Thats about what weve been up to so far that I can remember but a couple of other funny stories including going into a restaurant and Rhodes asking for a menu only for the old woman owener to think that ´menu´ meant ´toilet´ and pushing him into the tiny toilet at the back of the restaurant!

Met a lot of nice people and a lot of absolute nutters including the barman at our current hostel who we have nicnamed ´hitler´ and we all hate! Heading out of Rio on Monday after catching a local football derby and heading up through Brazil on our way to Bolivia and Peru  -  will update again when i can!

Love to all! Especially the legendship who I think about in every passing second.

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Follow Follow

On the 14th October 2010 I will be setting off on a 6 and a half month travel adventure with Dan Cohen, Michael Rhodes and David Friend. 

Important facts that will get us far:
Michael Rhodes - Rhodes knows the Roads
David Friend - Studied Geography at Uni
Dan Cohen - Tall
James Lesner - Excellent knowledge of capital cities

Important facts that could hinder us:
Michael Rhodes - Excessive Hair
David Friend - Liverpool Fan
Dan Cohen - Hates Spiders
James Lenser - Hates Kangaroos

Important things to take with:
Frisbee

Follow me as I fill you in as to where I have been and what I have been upto. The world does not know what is about to hit it!

Basic Itinerary: 
14th October - London - Rio
27th December - Buenos Aires - Auckland
27 January - Christchurch - Sydney 
27 March - Sydney - Bangkok 
27 April - Bangok - London