Laurence Conway, in a recent viber call you informed me that my sentences could flow a little more and you felt 'let down' by my spelling, and in cases, grammar. Again, I value the opinions of my viewers as both very important and indeed crucial for the future success of Jim's Travels.
So, to continue from where I left off last time:
Cordoba, Argentina:
After enduring the worst hangover known to man, and spending a day on a wonderful glittery beach next to a stream, I readied myself for one final night out. Many things happened on this night but the highlights include practicisng our broken Spanish whilst chatting up girls...and repeating the sentence, "Por favour, esta es mon primera noche en Cordoba, Donde Es Mui Bien??" which roughly translated and using hand motions means, "Excuse me, it is our first night in Cordoba....Where is very good?" - Needless to say... the line worked terribly. Also, Jonny promised us that he would take us on a "giant tour" - which involved him taking us to the end of the road where he thought he had seen a giant women, but by the time we got there she had vanished. I don't think Jonnys Giant Tour will be making it into the lonely planet guide this year but regardless it was a very fun night.
Simon, How did this make me feel?? I felt upset. I was looking forward to the giant tour.
The next day, we headed to the Che Guevara museum - which was his old house from his childhood which had been converted into a museum. It was interesting, if a little lacking in information! On the way to the museum, I got talking to a 60 year old Argentinian woman called Marina, who gave us many recommendations for the rest of Argentina. She was lovely and we discussed Argentina, England, Politics, Sport, Art....and we really hit it off! When we both got off the bus at the same stop, I had a photo with her and kissed her goodbye. Just as I kissed her goodbye, her very confused husband coincidentally drove past and must have wondered what his wife was doing with 5 boys and kissing such an attractive young man! I explained it all to him for a while until his wife informed me he didn't speak English! (below, me and Marina!)
Simon, How did this make me feel?? Happy. And slightly confused that I am attracted to old women!
Mendoza, Argentina.
Mendoza is an area in the middle of Argentina famous for its vineyards. Eager to improve our knowledge on one of Argentina's most famous exports, we embarked on a wine tour of the local area. Mr Hugo provided us with a map of the area, a glass of wine, a bottle of water and bicycle to get around. The next 6 hours or so were truly magical! We visited a few vineyards, tried many red wines, white wines and sparkling wines, learned a little about the grapes of the region... and visited a special special place - a factory making the finest olive oil, spirits, chocolate and absinthe! We sampled all of the above, and rode around Mendoza for the rest of the day very merry! (below.... us at the winery)
The next day, we headed to a huge park in the middle of the city which contained a large football stadium (estadion Provincial) around a 40,000 seater which hosted some games when the world cup was last in Argentina. We ventured towards it in hope of perhaps doing a tour... but with no staff around, we took matters into our own hands, snuck around a fence.... and bang....we were in the stadium! Photos were taken, seat hopping took place and ideas were formulated on how to jump past the moat which surrounded the pitch to stop fans getting onto the pitch! Me and Dan lowered ourselves down, then jumped onto the pitch to run around jubilantly and pretend for a minute that we were Argentina Footballers. Getting down was easy... but getting back up was ny on impossible as its much easier to fall/jump downwards six feet, than leap upwards the same distance! Michael and David were waiting patiently, safely in the seats thinking of ways to get us back up when a security guard, with a big dog appeared out of nowhere to tell us we had 2 minutes to get off the pitch... or pay the consequences! We found a table near the dugout (convenient i know!) and climbed up on it, then leaped to safety with the assistance of Michael and Davids firm grips before swiftly departing the lovely stadium- safe in the knowledge that a real stadium tour was soon to commence a week later... in a better stadium, with an actual guide...and in a legal manner! (Below, me celebrating entrance to the stadium!)
Simon, How did breaking the law make me feel?? Scared. I'm an honest man with honest values and if its a crime to love football so much that I want to jump onto a pitch then I'm guilty. *
Buenos Aires, Argentina.
What a week, what place! Arrived in BA on the morning of the 19th December and headed to a local area called 'La Boca' where Boca Juniors football team are based, and we meandered the local markets and took in the sights of the colourful buildings and football mad culture. I successfully took my tally of foreign football shirts up to 10 with the acquisition of an Argentina, Tevez football shirt. (I had by this point already purchased my Martin Palermo, Boca Juniors top!) That night it took me 24 minutes to down my dirty pint.... and I didn't make it to the nightclub!
The next day we drew names out of the hat for Secret Santa gifts, played some pool, recovered then went out again, sober as could not stand the thought of alcohol, and performed some classic dance moves including the pencil jump! Successful night!
The rest of the week was generally spent preparing for Christmas (I bought 12 Christmas hats after running around the city for an hour asking people where i could buy a 'Sombrero Navidenyos') sight seeing, partying and trying to find lookalikes. I found a Kevin Pieterson lookalikey who David denied, but I will claim until I am blue in the face that he looked exactly the same as him! We also all concurred that Michael looks very much like your average kurdish man! MICHAEL IS A KURD!! (Below, picture of typical Kurdish man. Please note similarities to Michael)
We made it to Recoleta, where we sunbathed next to a massive mechanical flower and also saw the grave of Eva Peron, Evita, in a famous cemetery. We experienced the Palermo and Santielmo Markets, where I purchased a mannequins head, for 50 pesos. Mannequins heads are fun for a few minutes, however almost impossible to travel with due to their weird shape and size! This aside, I do not regret my decision! We also completed our legal, excellent and highly recommended Boca Juniors Stadium tour. The stadium nicknamed 'la bombonera' was awesome, and our tour guide was a really fit woman! Highlights included running onto the pitch, getting undressed in the changing room showers for some photos, and having a kick around outside with our boca juniors football! Oh... and I accepted the challenge of wearing my full boca juniors tracksuit for the full day despite the 35 degree heat. It was boiling and everyone thought i was either mental or an extremely cold and passionate Boca Juniors Fan! (Below, me in my full body tracksuit.... HOT!)
Jonny left us on the 23rd. It was emotional. He was a great guy and will be sorely missed for the next week or so until we see him again, however he had to catch his flight from Chile to New Zealand on Christmas day. As a result, we had a mock Christmas a few days early where we went for another great steak meal and exchanged our secret Santa gifts:
- Michael got Dan a book about space and planets as well as a voucher for one hug! Dan loves space and planets!!
- Dan got Michael a Toy Story Towel, and some children's Toy Story underpants. Michael LOVES toy story. And underwear!
- Jonny got me a Boca Juniors Football. He must know me very well, I LOVE football!!
- I got David a bracelet, some Dulce De leche, some black pepper, medicine and a voucher for 1 favour, non sexual, to be redeemed at any time. David LOVES stuff!!
- Finally, David got Jonny some Cigarettes. Jonny LOVES cigarettes!
We Also met a very happy Chinese Man called Shin.
Our time in BA was spent at Millhouse Hostel, which apart from some of the most unfriendly and unenthusiastic staff known to man, was awesome. We met some real characters, including one man in particular, Angel! Angel, or Kevin to give his christened name was a 29 year old American who was looking for a flat in BA but spent his days and nights in Millhouse sitting on a couch near the back of the lobby telling stories of his miss-spent youth. One night when David was very drunk, he kindly offered to put David into a choke so that he turned unconscious as this would put David out of his misery. He assured us that he had done it a hundred times and it was very safe... indeed he had endured the fate himself a number of times and woken up in the trunks of cars! After a few minutes of persuasion we let him down gently and politely asked him not to choke anyone tonight... nor in any nights in the future! Choking aside, Angel was a millhouse hero who endeared himself to us with his cheeky grin and infectious smile... legend! (Angel, Shown Below)
Dan Also gave 100 pesos to a tramp on Christmas day... whilst the tramp was asleep. Giving charity anonymously is one of the nicest and most generous things man can do. Simon, How did this make me feel?? Proud. Very Proud of my kind friend Daniel!
Flying:
Spent the days of 27th and 28th December on Flights to Auckland, New Zealand. There were many highlights of the epic journey.... including:
- everyone having to wake up very early, very drunk and hungover to catch the flight.
- One member of the group throwing up both on the plane and at the airport!
- Watching about 5 films, 2 Documentaries and reading 1 book.
- An increase in the standard of aeroplane food and free headphones.
- Stopping over in Sydney and rubbing the ozzies faces in it that we were killing them in the ashes.
- Arriving in an English speaking country 2 days later, get in!!!
After a fantastic and well deserved nights sleep, we set about organising our next month's travel (we are no further forward) and seeing some of Auckland's sights. Today we scaled the city's sky tower to see a great view over the city and looked down through the glass floor at a height of around 192m. The glass was only 4cm thick...Scary!
Many more things to do in New Zealand, and so little time.
I hope you all had a good Christmas and enjoy the new year.
Simon.... what are my thoughts and feelings about the pending new year.......joy, excitement and anticipation.
Prediction.... 2011 is going to be absolutely HUGE!!
xxx
*Don't Commit Crimes.





